Mel Gibson is worried about Oksanas skinny pregnancy

Earlier this week, CB covered some new pictures of Mel Gibson’s girlfriend/mistress Oksana Grigorieva finally looking somewhat pregnant. I don’t want to get too conspiratorial (okay, I do, because I’m a total conspiracy bitch) but Oksana’s pregnancy seems totally sketchy. Every part is weird – from their sudden pregnancy announcement just within a month of Robyn Gibson filing for divorce, to the different accounts of the length of their relationship, to Oksana’s strange not-pregnant look for most of her alleged second trimester. In the photos from earlier this week, Oksana looks… well, to me she looks like she’s borrowed Nicole Kidman’s pillow. I could totally be wrong. But according to the Enquirer, Mel Gibson is also a little concerned about the size of Oksana’s bump:

Mel Gibson’s pregnant fiancée’s eating habits have friends worries about the couple’s unborn baby, say sources.

Even though she’s six months pregnant, Russian singer Oksana Grigorieva, 39, seems to have barely gained weight, sources say.

“Oksana’s barely showing,” a close Gibson family friend told the Enquirer. “She looks so thin that people are talking.”

[Mel] is determined to marry Oksana in a Christmas wedding at the church he financed and built, the Holy Family Chapel in Agoura Hills, California. When contacted for this story, Gibson had no comment. But privately, even the 53-year-old father of seven wishes Oksana would pack on a few pounds, the source said.

“Mel asked Oksana to try to eat more,” said the source. “Robyn gained tons of weight during her pregnancies, but she always managed to get back in shape. Mel’s used to that kind of mentality. A skinny pregnant woman doesn’t seem right to him.”

[From the National Enquirer, print edition, September 21 2009]

Even though I dislike Mel and think Oksana is a working girl, I sincerely hope she has a healthy pregnancy and a healthy baby. Now that I’ve said that, let’s play Conspiracy! What the hell is going on with the bump? Just how pregnant is Oksana supposed to be again? Is she just carrying really small, or did she lie about her how far along she was? Or did everyone report it incorrectly?

My theory is that she’s not as far along as everyone thinks. Allegedly, Oksana is anywhere from six to seven months along, something like that. I kind of think she and Mel announced her pregnancy right after conception, instead of waiting for the first trimester to pass. If my theory is right, that makes Oksana around four to five months pregnant, which seems much more reasonable, bump-wise.

Oksana is shown out with her son Alexander, 12, with ex Timothy Dalton, on 9/6/09. Credit: Fame Pictures

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